Crazy Bitch - Every Two Months

The Crazy Bitch Box isn’t for women who want to become her. It’s for the woman who already is her. She stopped asking permission long ago.

Unapologetic. Sharp. Luxe. Rebellious. Dry wit. High-octane feminine energy.

She runs the meeting, the household, the whole show, and still laps everyone twice. Married or single, corner office or kitchen table, it doesn’t matter. She’s done shrinking, softening, or apologizing for taking up space.

This Is For You If

• You’re regularly stressed and carry the mental load for everyone around you (home, work, or both)
• You’re responsible for others’ wellbeing and almost never your own
• You need pampering that feels indulgent but takes almost zero time
• You always put yourself last on the to-do list
  

Why It's Worth It

You’ve earned more than a basic bubble bath or generic candle. This box delivers items that actually change your day. It’s not just self-care. It’s strategic fuel to stay sharp, sane, and in control. In a world that demands everything from you, this is your edge.

How It Works

Sign up once. We deliver a curated box to your door every other month. Each contains 4-6 premium items tailored to your no-filter needs. We source worldwide and from high-end local makers that match our unapologetic vibe, testing every piece ourselves for instant impact. Cancel anytime, no hassle.