Crazy Bitch

The Crazy Bitch Box isn’t for women who want to become her. It’s for the woman who already is her—who stopped asking permission a long time ago.

Unapologetic ∙ Razor-sharp ∙ Luxe ∙ Rebellious ∙ Dry wit ∙ High-octane feminine energy

She runs the meeting, the household, the entire show—and still has energy left to lap everyone else twice. Married or single, corner office or kitchen table, it doesn’t matter. She’s done shrinking, softening, or saying sorry for taking up space.

This is for you if:

• You’re regularly stressed and carrying the mental load for everyone around you (at home, at work, or both)
• You’re responsible for the wellbeing of others and almost never your own
• You desperately need pampering that feels indulgent but takes almost zero time
• You always put yourself dead last on the to-do list

What’s inside every box contains 4–6 full-size or deluxe items that you wouldn't generally buy for yourself. No trinkets, no filler, no pastel nonsense, no 17-step routines.

Items are chosen from:

• Instant stress & emotional relief
• Serious self-care & pampering you actually crave
• Clever time-saving tools or shortcuts
• Natural mood elevators that hit fast and feel good

Zero fluff. Only things that make you exhale, smirk, save precious minutes, or quietly plot your next power move.

Think of this box as us sliding a perfectly chilled martini across the table to you, along with every luxury you deserve but never indulge in, while whispering: “We see you. We know exactly how hard you’re running everything. Take five minutes. Breathe. Then go back out there and keep owning the world.”